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[He thinks this is a joke, at first. Who wouldn't with THAT kinda pitch? But he'll bite. It's not every day someone compliments his hat so, he just can't help himself. He's practically glowing with the grin he casts this little pitcher. Finally! Someone with good tastes.]

Ha, you really think so? Thanks!

SoーCaelus, was itー beside getting whatever a "Pom-Pom" sticker is, what else is there to all this? Sounds to me like someone must've really gotten on your ass about your own fedora?

[Speaking of, let's see it already!]

Same hat? Same hat.

[starstrailblaze]

[ He takes out the Watchmaker's Legacy. It's been through quite a history, but it's as stylish and fancy as ever. Pretty impressive, huh? Mikhail Char Legwork would be proud of him. ]

Besides appreciating fedoras, we antagonize fedora haters back. Like that one guy I just met the other week who said mine reminded him of this slimy short slug? I'm absolutely offended.

[ That guy also mentioned the name in passing too too but Caelus is trying to remember it... ]

Same hat chronicles of the slug and the base baller!

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[The way he admires that hat. There's a certain glimmer in those dark eyes that speaks of yearning. The urge to ask to hold it and look it over. He would, too, if not for this "one guy" being mentioned.

There's no way this isn't Dazai's usual antics. Just thinking about that bastard changes everything. That cool, classy composure he touts around is out the window in a blink. He's all tension and aggression. A rumble caught up in his throat to back up that there's familiarity with "that guy" and the very exchange Caelus experiences. ]

Rrrrr... do I look like a slimy short slug to you?!

[With it comes a stance. A pose. An intention to pull himself up to stand as tall as humanly possible and to throw his hand out alongside it in dramatic flare. He'll show that canned mackerel a thing or two. Now, if he'd just stop getting ahead of himself!]

and this is where they strike a mutual friendship of being a nuisance to Dazai

[starstrailblaze]

[ He backs off just a little bit at Chuuya's sudden outburst, absolutely stunned and confused. He places his hands up defensively. ]


It wasn't me who said it! I think that guy's name was Dazai or something? He just couldn't stop talking about you and how my fedora reminded him of yours. Toxic yaoi much?

when he gets this out of his system.

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That damn Dazai...!

[Give him a second. He's trying to calm down, but even saying that bastard's name leaves little to be desired with an already ruined mood.]

Can't shut up about me or even distinguish the differences from one hat to the other?! Tch! Our hats aren't that much alike, and he had to bother you for it?!

Looks like even here he can't cut this shit out...

[As if Chuuya never ever speaks of Dazai when he's not around at all. Toxic Yaoi is right!]

god i hate caelus

[starstrailblaze]

This is why we need to form the Fedora Haters Club and expand the network to counteract with this force. This Dazai guy is a menace to people with nice-looking fedoras and tastes. Down with Dazai.

[ Despite his neutral expression, Caelus is absolutely serious about this club. Fedoras ftw. ]